"So what do you think of it"? I am having a quite word with Monsieur Poulet about some fencing that Louisa and Emily put up in Hen Pen garden. The aim being to stop Madam Attitude from laying her eggs down the side of the coup. This area is now out of bounds as it was very difficult to collect eggs because the earth is banked up high and a tight squeeze between Hen Pen coup and the boundary fencing. Once we had discovered the 20 eggs in Hen Pen garden, Madam Attitude was very keen to continue laying but out of our possible reach. She thought she had out witted us and was quite determined but thanks to Louisa who discovered her new laying ground, we knew we had to act fast. "Bloody Awful" Monsieur Poulet replies. "Yes I agree with you Monsieur but they did there very best considering the little amount of material available to hand". "Hmmm, I don't like second best" he grumbles. "Me too, but we really should be grateful to Louisa and Emily for all the effort involved and it really is not so bad". "Me and my Madams deserve only Posh". "To be honest with you Monsieur you really do not deserve Posh" I continue. "Maybe one day we will be able to do something posh for you all but until you can show a little more courtesy, respect and add points to your like-ability chart, then Posh is not going to happen" "But I am very much liked he argues "Loved even, you ask Madams Poulette, Heather, Feather and Attitude. If I may be so bold as to say, they actually adore me". He states puffing out his chest. "Your ego, Monsieur is bigger than you". Ooooo. Now who has attitude" he says calmly as he sharpens his spurs....
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